OK, I'm back

Its been a while I know, but the work thing, in combo with the family thing, rounded off with the doing nothing thing, has made me neglect my duties. After some months off from news reporting, I am back with greater freedom because of the lack of administrator duties which I previously held. Now I can call a spade a spade agin (before I referred to spades as a 'A sturdy digging tool having a thick handle and a heavy, flat blade that can be pressed into the ground with the foot-type thing'). Anyway, stand by for some hard-hitting, wacky, bottom-wobbling news and commentary now that service is being resumed.