CIA Director Quietly Buys Nuclear Attack Insurance
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Mainstream media: serving the unaccountable by maintaining the catatonic state.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.
The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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