Telecidal Tendencies

War With Iran Or World War III?

2007-10-29T11:17:00.000Z

It seems that the Bush administration, and virtually the entire US political/military system, is now a runaway train, moving at full pace down a track of its own design and making. Whether its the use of unilateral sanctions, the labelling of the Iranian Republican Guard as a terrorist organisation, mysterious Israeli air raids on Syrian soil, US missing nukes (the list goes on), it seems the US

Diana: The unseen evidence which has been mysteriously ignored until now

2007-09-25T07:44:00.000Z

Over English tea served in fine china cups at a sumptuous Paris apartment last November, an astonishing meeting took place to discuss the death of 36-year-old Diana, Princess of Wales. The conversation was cordial. A butler carrying a teapot and tray of delicate sandwiches moved smoothly between the guests in the richly decorated drawing room of a building owned by the British Government, near

Here we go again.....

2007-09-05T15:11:00.001Z

Irans Nuclear Programme is Peaceful says International Atomic Energy Agency

2007-08-31T16:58:00.000Z

The mainstream media has failed to report the agreement reached between the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) and the Iranian government in regards to the Iranian nuclear energy program. An understanding has been reached between the two. The IAEA has given Iran's nuclear program a clean bill of health.Why is the U.S. media not reporting on this matter? Why do the U.S. and its Western

Chinese Parents Try to Name Baby '@'

2007-08-17T07:57:00.000Z

China is in the midst of a phenomenon whereby parents are giving their new-born children increasingly bizarre names. One couple intend to call their child '@', the English 'at' symbol which sounds like 'love him' in Chinese.With just 127 surnames shared by 87% of the population, originality is tough. Traditionally, new or foreign concepts are notoriously difficult to introduce into the Chinese

Scientists Claim to Have Broken Speed of Light

2007-08-16T15:15:00.000Z

Two German physicists claim to have made photons exceed light speed, thanks to a phenomenon known as quantum tunneling. The breakthrough was made during an experiment which used microwave photons and prisms.The photons were mainly reflected back off a pair of prisms which were positioned with a gap in between but some 'tunneled' through and reached their destination at the same time as the

Scientists Discover Signs of Life in Inorganic Dust

2007-08-15T07:48:00.000Z

Scientists have generally assumed that all life is organic, built from carbon-based molecules. Some say that an alternative form of life, based upon silicon molecules, may possibly exist. None have ever considered the possibilities of inorganic dust.Researchers at Russian Academy of Science in Moscow and at the Max-Planck Institute for Extraterrestrial Physics in Germany have discovered that,

Bush Slams 'Foolhardy' China Over Trillion Dollar US Currency Threat

2007-08-09T09:07:00.000Z

Reacting to rumours that the Chinese government may be considering using its huge currency reserves to push down the value of the dollar, President Bush says that the rival would be 'foolhardy' to do such a thing.It has been said that China may sell off a trillion dollars in foreign reserves as retaliation against American pressure over currency issues. "That would be foolhardy of them to do that

Welcome Back - 100,000 Year Old Microbes Revived by Scientists

2007-08-07T08:08:00.000Z

Microbes recovered from ice samples dating back between 100,000 and 8 million years have returned to a living state and resumed growth, according to a report by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.The older samples proved to be less successful than the younger ones and scientists have found that DNA is halved in samples over 1.1 million years old, with the oldest consisting of

Multi-Billion Dollar US-Saudi and Russia-Iran Arms Deals Announced

2007-07-31T14:45:00.000Z

In what appears to be a return to the old days of the Cold War, two massive Middle Eastern arms deals have been announced, with Russia selling to Iran and the US to other regional powers including Saudi Arabia.Russia is to sell 250 long-range Su-30 fighters and refuelling tankers to Iran in its biggest arms deal in 30 years, a deal which will transform the Iranian air force into a military arm

Animal Molester Found Not Guilty After Sheep Fails to Testify

2007-07-30T15:50:00.000Z

A man in The Netherlands who stood accused of having sex with a sheep walked free from court because the animal was unable to testify that it hadn't given him prior consent or that it had suffered emotional stress as a result. Without this testimony people cannot be found guilty of bestiality in Holland. Animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen noted "Short of putting the sheep in the dock,

The Plot To Overthrow The Whitehouse

2007-07-27T17:11:00.000Z

Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen. The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott)

Why Won't The US Impeach Bush & Cheney?

2007-07-22T09:00:00.001Z

I am totally amazed at how far The United States Of America has travelled, from beacon of democracy and freedom to a virtual dictatorship which is seen by the majority of the outside world as the biggest threat to global peace at this time. Up until a while ago, the nations people could be forgiven for their inaction. Many said that the electorate were simply stunned, being caught wrong-footed by

Washington’s consensus al-Qaeda deception

2007-07-20T11:17:00.000Z

By Larry ChinOnline Journal Associate EditorJul 19, 2007, 00:40 The “war on terrorism” is a foreign policy weapon favored by an elite and ironclad Anglo-American consensus, supported equally by Washington’s political factions. The surge of "al-Qaeda" covert operations and "terrorism" propaganda over the past three weeks, and reports of “renewed al-Qaeda power," marks the beginning of

Who Really Contributed The Most To The Beatles Success - Lennon Or McCartney?

2007-07-16T19:39:00.000Z

OK, an interesting post by Per Myrsten showing who was the main composer of Beatles songs got me thinking - who was the biggest contributor to the group regarding song-writing and singing combined? Which Beatle could theoretically take the most credit for the bands huge success? I realise that here was a great example of the sum of the parts being greater than the whole and so to single one

Chinese Secret Society Challenges Illuminati - A Conversation Between Jeff Rense & Benjamin Fulford 11th July 2007

2007-07-15T10:19:00.000Z

Benjamin Fulford OnJeff Rense: Hours 1, 2 & 3Transcript7-11-7-HOUR ONE-RENSE: I think we're up and running here. A little rocky, the day after the fourth of July, but I think we're connected to Japan.This is going to be interesting. An awful lot of email has been coming in about the story from Dr. Henry Makow, Ph.D., called "Chinese Secret Society Challenges Illuminati." This is a very

Bush Manual of Dissenter Countermeasures Discovered During Lawsuit

2007-07-13T19:33:00.000Z

The contents of a book entitled The Presidential Advance Manual has surfaced during the lawsuit of four people who were removed from a public event attended by George Bush because of dissenting messages on a car bumper sticker and two t-shirts.The manual dictates that 'rally squads' made up of Bush volunteers should be employed to drown out protesters and prevent them from being seen on TV

The Pope Says the Catholic Church is the Only True Church

2007-07-13T09:10:00.000Z

Christian communities and churches that are not part of the Roman Catholic order are either defective or not true, with salvation being impossible outside of Catholicism - that's the latest controversial proclamation by Pope Benedict XVI.The Pope was reinforcing interpretations of the the Second Vatican Council, a set of meetings which modernised the Catholic church. Legitimate churches must have

'Man-Eating' Badgers Terrify Iraqi Residents

2007-07-13T08:01:00.000Z

Residents of Basra are blaming the British military for a recent plague of badgers seen in the Iraqi city streets. The rumour is that these are a giant man-eating variety, deliberately introduced by UK soldiers in order to scare the locals.It seems more likely that honey badgers, native to the region but not usually found in Iraq, are the real culprits. The animals, weighing up to 14 kilos, are

Iran Arrests Secret Squirrels for Suspected Spying

2007-07-12T18:47:00.000Z

The official Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA) reports that 14 squirrels, equipped with eavesdropping devices, have been detained by police in Iran. Foreign intelligence agencies have been blamed for the rodent raiders. The bushy-tailed agents were taken into custody 2 weeks ago but few details have emerged about the incident. "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information,"

Sun Cycle Not Causing Global Warming, Scientists Say

2007-07-11T08:10:00.000Z

Scientists from Britain's Rutherford Appleton Laboratory and the World Radiation Centre in Davos, Switzerland have completed a study of the suns cycles, including its 11 year sunspot cycle, and found no link between it and global warming.The scientists believe that solar activity has influenced the planet in the past but is not doing so today. The Royal Society added that the conclusions were an

Oil is a Key Motive Behind Iraq Occupation, Australia Admits

2007-07-05T09:11:00.000Z

Australia has admitted for the first time what many have long suspected - that securing oil resources is a key motive behind deploying troops in Iraq. "Resource security" is a priority, says Defence Minister Brendan Nelson."Obviously the Middle East itself, not only Iraq but the entire region, is an important supplier of energy, oil in particular, to the rest of the world." he said. Previously

Kids Are Just TOO Clever These Days........

2007-07-02T21:18:00.000Z

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the iPhone

2007-07-02T21:00:00.000Z

UK Terrorists Adopt 'Mental Retard' Strategy in New Attack Attempts

2007-06-30T21:43:00.000Z

In an surprising and strange change of tactics, it appears Al Qaeda is playing the 'retard' card by deploying previously unknown mentally-challenged terror cells in the UK. After one group successfully parked two cars packed with gasoline, propane and nails - but no detonators - in busy London streets, another cell out-bungled them by setting fire to their Jeep Cherokee and driving it into

What If World War II was a RTS

2007-06-30T19:31:00.000Z

If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.**Eisenhower has joined the game.**paTTon has joined the game.**Churchill has joined the game.**benny-tow has joined the game.**T0J0 has joined the game.**Roosevelt has joined the game.**Stalin has joined the game.**deGaulle has joined the game.*

Explanation of the Recent "Strange Craft" Sightings

2007-06-30T16:52:00.000Z

Here is the brief introduction. I'm using the alias Isaac, and used to work in what was called the CARET program in the 80's. During my time there, I worked with a lot of the technology that is clearly at work in the recent drone/strange craft sightings, most notably the "language" and diagrams seen on the underside of each craft. What follows is a lengthy letter about who I am, what I know, and

Barrymore Cluedo

2007-06-29T20:03:00.000Z

Biblical Warning

2007-06-27T07:16:00.000Z

Sources: Iraq War Means No Catholic Conversion for Blair

2007-06-24T17:25:00.000Z

In the last official foreign visit by Tony Blair before leaving office as UK Prime Minister, the Pope is believed to have denied Blairs request to convert to the Catholic faith because of the Iraq war, church sources say.The meeting was described by the Vatican as 'frank', highly unusual language considering such meetings would normally be called 'cordial'. The encounter has been said to have

Interesting Argument About Global Warming - Challenged

2007-06-17T15:11:00.000Z

I 'stumbledupon' this video which concerns the human contribution towards global warming, and the arguments behind what our actions should or should not be. Despite ultimately agreeing with the conclusion offered in the video, I find the basis for the argument put forward fundamentally flawed.The proposition offered by the commentator goes something like this:What should we be doing about the (

Siamese Twin Girls

2007-04-18T21:17:00.000Z

These girls are amazing and seem to have accommodated their truly difficult circumstances very well. Their situation is so thought-provoking and I'm a little wiser thanks to this movie:

The Great American Catalyzing Event (By Manuel Valenzuela)

2007-04-13T11:40:00.000Z

Somewhere inside the halls of governance, where power and control and greed unleash their fiery cocktail of wickedness, where corrupt men and criminal cabals strategize over master plans of delusion and domination, there lies an unnerving fear of a movement, still in its infancy, of a mass tectonic shift in human energy. This movement, while barely growing legs, gaining experience and slowly

US Military Deaths in Iraq - graph

2007-04-10T11:52:00.000Z

Thanks to the people over at www.ac.wwu.edu for this and more stats.

Webster Tarpley - The 9/11 issue - How to stop World War III

2007-04-07T00:29:00.000Z

If you only had 2 hours left to live you'd still do a lot worse than spend it watching THIS. No explanation, just go and watch it. Please.

1984 Comes True In Orwells Own Neighbourhood

2007-04-01T13:25:00.001Z

clipped from www.thisislondon.co.ukGeorge Orwell, Big Brother is watching your houseThe Big Brother nightmare of George Orwell's 1984 has become a reality - in the shadow of the author's former London home.It may have taken a little longer than he predicted, but Orwell's vision of a society where cameras and

Here's One For The Born-Again Christians

2007-04-01T10:57:00.000Z

(click on the image to enlarge it)

Optimising Your Desktop Using Dual Monitors And Enhancements

2007-03-31T19:16:00.000Z

After finally abandoned my ageing 17" CRT monitor I went out and treated myself to a relatively inexpensive 19" TFT as a replacement. The resolution wasn't great (1280 x 1024) but the refresh rate was fast (5 ms) and the quality excellent so I was happy. Soon after, a friend of mine offered me his 20" TFT for less than the price of my new one. A bigger monitor with a better screen resolution (

Could We Be On The Eve Of Another 9/11?

2007-03-30T07:30:00.000Z

With US forces poised to attack Iran, the talk is of a Good Friday (April 6th) assault involving massive air power and quite possibly nuclear weapons. Israel is hovering in the wings and would willingly step up to volunteer its services, having already publicly stated that it considers Iran a threat to its national security.The US has had an assault plan in place for over a year now and has

The Iran Crisis: Defending The Government In The Face Of Hypocracy And Ignorance

2007-03-29T15:23:00.000Z

Speaking as an ex- serviceman who served in the Persian Gulf while in the Royal Navy, it really knots my stomach to see pussies such as the chattering suits over at The Business, idiots who seem to be unaware of the saying 'pride comes before a fall', declare how the 15 service personnel arrested by Iranian Revolutionary Guards should have resisted arrest by opening fire on their would-be captors

Old Habits Die Hard

2007-03-28T11:14:00.000Z

Just when I thought I was a changed person - actively concerned for the environment, worried about waste, prepared to give up unnecessary decadence for the good of planet earth - I unexpectedly found myself transported back to an era that I had assumed was consigned to my past, a time when greed was good, more was never enough and 'Me' was central to everything I did. I'm talking the 80's, here.

US Closing In As H-Hour For War Approaches

2007-03-27T10:55:00.000Z

As tensions mount over the fate of the 15 UK marines and navy personnel held by Iran, an increasingly impatient US conducts provocative war games 'aimed at blocking smuggling of nuclear weapons' (according to Bush mouthpiece Fox News) and leans on its British allies to take events to the next level. Prime Minister Blair obliges, warning of a 'different phase' if the situation isn't resolved soon.

The UK/Iran Stand-Off - False Flag, Iranian Aggression Or Simple Dispute?

2007-03-26T11:16:00.000Z

The war drums have been beating slowly but steadily ever since the second US carrier task force arrived in the Gulf earlier in the year. The American force required for a massive air attack on Iran appear to be in place. Keeping them there, on a high state of readiness, can only be sustained for a short period of time, so an attack must happen soon. The arguments for a pre-emptive strike against

The Science Of Getting Rich - Or Shallow And Materialistic?

2007-03-23T20:35:00.000Z

I recently began reading a book entitled The Science Of Getting Rich by Wallace D. Wattles, a book that was to later become (nearly one hundred years later!) the inspiration for the latest self-help hit The Secret. In a nutshell, by harnessing the pseudo-spiritual powers suggested by Wattles the reader is able to progress to a state of financial wealth beyond their wildest dreams. In doing so,

Blair is on a mission from God?

2007-03-22T09:36:00.000Z

Extracts taken from a report posted on the Information Liberation website: When Sir Christopher Meyer, Britain's former ambassador to Washington, published his memoirs DC Confidential 18 months ago, Tony Blair reportedly called him "a complete prick". A turnaround: in 1997, No 10 sent Meyer to the US with instructions to "get up the arse of the White House and stay there". And for the most part

Global Warming - A Swindle Or An Unknown?

2007-03-16T14:16:00.000Z

The debate about Global Warming continues to rage as fiercely as the extreme weather many of us appear to be experiencing nowadays. Now a hurricaine-strength storm has been whipped up, taking me (and I suspect many others) by total surprise.UK TV's Channel 4 aired a documentary called The Great Global Warming Swindle (available now on YouTube) recently which temporarily muddied the already-murky

Take the Mighty Boosh quiz

2007-03-14T20:28:00.000Z

So you really think you know the Boosh? Take the quiz here!

The Neocon Dream Uncovered

2007-03-01T18:28:00.001Z

One of the most informative accounts about what's going on regarding US domestic and foreign policy, from an insider who knows the real deal. This should be read with alarm by everyone outside of the powerful neocon elite, so get in the foxhole and be enlightened......Read the full story here.clipped from

Legitimising The Conspiracy Theory And Reviving the Concept of Independent Thought

2007-03-01T14:36:00.000Z

Just before his death, James Jesus Angleton, the legendary chief of counterintelligence at the Central Intelligence Agency, was a bitter man. He felt betrayed by the people he had worked for all his life. In the end, he had come to realize that they were never really interested in American ideals of “freedom” and “democracy.“ They really only wanted “absolute power.” Angleton told

Further BBC News TV Footage Predicting WTC Building 7's Collapse

2007-02-28T13:56:00.001Z

But this one has the time on the screen..... clipped from www.informationliberation.comWhen It Rains, It Pours: BBC News 24 Reports WTC7 Collapse Before It Fell

The BBC / 9/11 coverage - an official response

2007-02-27T21:40:00.001Z

The BBC have lost the original news footage? They say it was just a mistake?? Hmmmm...... clipped from www.bbc.co.ukclipped from www.bbc.co.ukThe Editorsclipped from www.bbc.co.ukThe EditorsPart of the conspiracy?1. We're not part of a conspiracy. Nobody told us what to say or do on September 11th. We didn't get

WTC 7 - update

2007-02-27T20:15:00.001Z

Since the original Google Video was 'pulled' (pun intended) here are further links to the BBC TV report: clipped from www.wikiprotest.comBBC Reported Building 7 Had Collapsed 20 Minutes Before It FellThis amazing clip was on Google Video, but was removed within hours of the story breaking. You can watch it for the

BBC News Announced World Trade Centre Building Collapse 20 Minutes Before It Happened

2007-02-27T16:11:00.000Z

Was on Google, then was removed but is now hosted on LiveLeak:

Insane In The Membrane

2007-02-25T01:44:00.000Z

Beatbox Fame GameUploaded by loranger

Examples Of Failed Petitions On The 10 Downing Street Website

2007-02-12T18:15:00.000Z

PM Tony Blair recently took UK democracy forward by providing a facility for members of the public to submit petitions which others could lend their support to. Presumably if a petition receives enough signatories it will then have some bearing on future government policy or lawmaking.I noticed that, sadly, many seemingly worthy petitions have been rejected for no good reason and I am therefore

Fox News Filters The Truth Yet Again

2007-02-09T12:17:00.000Z

The US carried out two seperate airstrikes yesterday on two different locations in Iraq. One was in Arab Jabour, a mostly Sunni Muslim suburb south of Baghdad, and resulted in the deaths of 8 suspected terrorists. The other occured at a similar time yesterday evening, in Mosul, and led to the deaths of 8 Kurdish troops and wounding six more. The Kurds were part of the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan

Why The Bush Approval Ratings Will Fall No Further

2007-02-09T11:50:00.000Z

President Bush is riding low at the moment, with approval ratings at just 32% - just 26% for how he is handling Iraq - and apparently he is still in a downward spin. You'd assume that he still has some way to go before these ratings bottom out, in which case you might be suprised to find that these figures are unlikely to sink much further. Why? Because roughly 30% of the American people will

In-Text Advertising - Selling Tap-Dancing Shoes to Snakes?

2007-02-09T08:45:00.000Z

There is a form of online marketing which most people will be familiar with which is called 'in-text placement'. This is a contextual form of advertising whereby certain words are underlined on a webpage so when the readers cursor passes over them a pop-up advertisement relating to the keywords appears.For example, you may be reading an article on lawn maintenance on a gardening website. You may

How An Attack On Iran Would Be A Calamity For The US

2007-02-08T09:03:00.000Z

From the rhetoric of President Bush to his dispatch of Patriot air-defense systems and a second carrier battle group to the Persian Gulf, there are growing signs that the Bush administration is showing its willingness to solve the Iranian nuclear crisis with a preemptive military attack. The already tense US-Iran relationship is now a tinderbox.Secretary of Defense Robert Gates was correct in

The Truth Behind The Iraq Invasion And A Possible US Conflict With Iran

2007-02-06T20:24:00.000Z

I originally wrote the following in January 2006 and have decided to resubmit it, with minimal alterations, because of its increasing relevance to the current situation in the US/Middle East:It is now openly obvious why the US (and its 'coalition of the willing') invaded Iraq (without UN backing) in 2003 under the banner ‘Operation Iraqi Freedom’. It wasn't for the reasons the Bush administration

How the US war with Iran will play out

2007-02-06T15:38:00.000Z

It seems so obvious, particularly since the Iraq 'thing', how the US (with help from the UK) plan to build up to war with Iran. It appears that they are employing the same method as with the pre-Iraq war :"A report, put together by Campaign Iran and published at the end of 2006, revealed that Daily Telegraph's political editor Con Coughlin, the man who 'broke the story' of Iraq’s 45 minute WMD

More Madness From The US

2007-02-05T15:08:00.000Z

A 21-year-old woman told police Saturday that a man grabbed her off Howard Avenue and raped her behind a building during the Gasparilla festivities. But officers investigating the case arrested her after learning she had an outstanding warrant from her teenage years for failure to pay restitution. She spent the next two nights in jail. Police are reviewing their policies after the arrest, which

Enough said....

2007-02-01T14:06:00.000Z

CIA Director Quietly Buys Nuclear Attack Insurance

2007-01-29T12:01:00.000Z

From The Onion:BETHESDA, MD—According to sources at the Allstate Insurance Company, CIA Director Michael Hayden purchased nuclear-attack insurance Wednesday, paying a $100,000 monthly premium for his homes in suburban Washington, Pittsburgh, and near Cheyenne Mountain, CO. "It's a typical nuclear policy that protects the insured from damages caused by fallout—pretty straightforward, though at

US Preparations for Attack on Iran Gather Pace

2007-01-24T09:12:00.000Z

With an April deadline set for a US-led strike on Iran, a second U.S. aircraft carrier strike group is on its way to the Gulf to join the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower battlegroup at the end of February - the last time such a force was assembled in the region Iraq was invaded. Patriot missile systems are being installed throughout the region to protect Gulf states from the expected Iranian

Victory in Iraq

2007-01-08T16:19:00.000Z

Interesting facts (verify them yourself if in shocked disbelief)

2007-01-05T13:41:00.000Z

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.By raising your legs slowly and lying on

Roadkilled

2006-11-08T22:59:00.000Z

This guy is too good

2006-11-01T23:41:00.000Z

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The Day After Nov. 7

2006-11-01T21:28:00.000Z

Amazing Facts for US Voters to Consider on Nov. 7

2006-11-01T20:07:00.000Z

Did you know....1. 80% of all votes in America are counted by only two companies: Diebold and ES&S.http://www.onlinejournal.com/evoting/042804Landes/042804landes.htmlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diebold 2. There is no federal agency with regulatory authority or oversight of the U.S. voting machine industry. http://www.commondreams.org/views02/0916-04.htmhttp://www.onlinejournal.com/evoting/

Climate Chaos: The Time to Act is Now

2006-10-31T14:33:00.000Z

Drastic action on climate change is needed now - and here's the planGeorge MonbiotIt is a testament to the power of money that Nicholas Stern's report should have swung the argument for drastic action, even before anyone has finished reading it. He appears to have demonstrated what many of us suspected: that it would cost much less to prevent runaway climate change than to seek to live with it.

US Media Keeping The US Public In The Dark

2006-09-27T20:33:00.000Z

Can it be so easily demonstrated why the American media has completely turned its back on journalism? Check it out... Here is the current cover of Newsweek across various areas of the world.

Peace, Propaganda, and the Promised Land

2006-09-17T12:09:00.000Z

The Normalization of Horror Press the play button to start the videoWhat you`re not seeing on US TV

Aliens Apprehended by FBI at Roswell

2006-08-31T13:04:00.000Z

15 illegal immigrants at Roswell, New Mexico, employed by a contractor to paint military aircraft such as the Lockheed C-130, have been arrested by the FBI under the Secure Border Initiative (SBI).The aliens originate from Mexico, El Salvador and Guatemala and are to be deported following background checks and interviews. Their employers are also to be targetted as a deterrent.

Middle East Events Have Effectively Ended US Military Power Say Analysts

2006-08-30T20:45:00.000Z

The Bush administration's doctrine of pre-emptive, unilateral military action based on military superiority and a commitment to 'extending democracy, liberty, and security to all regions' has failed and is adrift, many analysts are saying.Analytical reports from sources including the San Francisco Chronicle, Foreign Affairs magazine and National Review Online say that regime changes achieved in a

Ethical Dilemma

2006-08-26T18:39:00.000Z

Here's a dilemma for you...what would you do? Only one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, in which you will have to make a decision.Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet

Iran: "Thanks for the nuclear reactor, U.S.!"

2006-08-25T19:10:00.000Z

The history behind Iran and the US is long and mixed. Not so many can remember the days when Iran was pro-American - certainly less than can recall the time when Iraq and Saddam were US allies. So it may come as a shock to learn that the Tehran Research Reactor, along with its weapons-grade uranium, was a gift from Uncle Sam back in the '60's.Ironically, it is the fuel from this reactor which

The Main 9/11 Coincidences (Part 1)

2006-08-25T12:41:00.000Z

This is all quite coincidental don't you think:Jonathan (nephew to George) Bush's Riggs Bank was found guilty of laundering terrorist funds and fined a US-record $25 million (link)George Bush's brother Marvin sat on the board of the Kuwaiti-owned company which provided electronic security to the World Trade Centre, Dulles Airport and United Airlines. (link)George Bush found success as a

Stereogram

2006-08-24T22:14:00.000Z

You tell me if this works, I'm no good with these things...

Oil In Iraq

2006-08-23T18:43:00.000Z

Iraq has the world’s second largest proven oil reserves. According to oil industry experts, new exploration will probably raise Iraq’s reserves to 200+ billion barrels of high-grade crude, extraordinarily cheap to produce. The four giant firms located in the US and the UK have been keen to get back into Iraq, from which they were excluded with the nationalization of 1972. During the final years

Useful Tips To Save People Time, Stress And Money

2006-08-23T11:22:00.000Z

Don’t waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. To “switch tracks,” think of a different song.Cinema Goers: Be considerate of pirate DVD viewers; piss before the film starts.Rappers: Avoid saying "know what I’m sayin’" constantly by thinking first and then speaking clearly.Don’t waste money on expensive paper shredders to prevent identity theft. Just drop a

Stephen Colbert Puts ShortNews Members 'On Notice'

2006-08-22T21:19:00.000Z

Don't say you haven't been warned, guys, Stephen has cast judgement.....

The Tech Support Caller Warning System

2006-08-22T13:05:00.000Z

Low Stupidity Condition Signifies a caller offers little or no risk of causing the tech a cranial aneurysm. This is usually a calller who understand that most technical “secrets” are cleverly concealed in the mysterious things called “manuals.” Recommendation: Cherish these ones. Suspicious Stupiditity Condition Signifies a caller who is suspected of weapons-grade stupidity, without any real

Whoop Ass

2006-08-22T13:01:00.000Z

Enough Said

2006-08-21T16:16:00.000Z

Advice to employees on the proper use of the System Administrator's valuable time

2006-08-21T12:12:00.000Z

(In following examples, we will substitute the name "Ted" as the System Administrator)* Make sure to save all your MP3 files on your network drive. No sense in wasting valuable space on your local drive! Plus, Ted loves browsing through 100+ GB of music files while he backs up the servers. * Play with all the wires you can find. If you can't find enough, open something up to expose them. After

An 8 Min Ride Through Paris In A Ferrari 275 GTB Driven By A Formula 1 Racing Driver

2006-08-20T17:38:00.000Z

On an August morning in 1978, French filmmaker Claude Lelouch mounted a gyro-stabilized camera to the bumper of a Ferrari 275 GTB and had a friend, a professional Formula 1 racer, drive at breakneck speed through the heart of Paris.No streets were closed, for Lelouch was unable to obtain a permit.Follow the trip visually and via Google Map simultaneously.See it HERE.

Mayday! Mayday!

2006-08-19T20:56:00.000Z

Guy On Cellphone Witnesses A Car Accident....

2006-08-19T11:10:00.000Z

you gotta hear this, its classic: CLICK HERE

!!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!!

2006-08-19T09:33:00.000Z

Research on bread indicates that:1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in

Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn (by Dave Barry)

2006-08-18T11:36:00.000Z

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never

Its Official: Extra Terrestials Prefer Firefox

2006-08-18T09:19:00.000Z

Why else would they produce this crop circle?

Funky Monks

2006-08-17T23:43:00.000Z

How to be a good Democrat or Republican

2006-08-17T11:10:00.000Z

...Democrat: You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. ...Republican: You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread because people are evil and should be punished....Democrat: You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. ...Republican: You have to believe

Politics Explained

2006-08-15T17:45:00.000Z

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They

9/11 Coincidences

2006-08-15T17:10:00.000Z

Go HERE to see what I mean.

Newly Discovered Text Takes Doomsday Threat Out Of Bible

2006-08-08T21:11:00.000Z

A recently discovered Book of Psalms dated to about A.D.1000 contradicts the apocalyptic Psalm 83 found in the later King James Bible which many believed predicted the destruction of the state of Israel.Many Christians took the biblical text of "Thine enemies … have said, Come, and let us cut [thy people] off from being a nation that the name of Israel may be no more in remembrance" as being

75 Academics Swell 9/11 Conspiracy Movement

2006-08-07T10:21:00.000Z

A newly-formed movement called Scholars for 9/11 Truth is challenging the official story about the September 11th attacks, attracting academics who include a physicist, a retired philosophy professor, as well as Princeton and Stanford elites.They have produced books and self-published papers which claim that the "World Trade Center was almost certainly brought down by controlled demolitions" and

Google Bombing

2006-08-05T19:49:00.000Z

OK, now its official - go to google.com, type in 'failure' (without inverted commas) and see what comes up.Some of you may already be aware of that particular 'google bomb' but have you tried these other gems?:ignorant bigotsliarpoodleswivel eyed loonsterrorist sympathizer